Lyrics

My crotch is on fire
So call a firefighter
And have him blow blow blow

It didn't start with gasoline
But it'll end with vasoline
Why does it burn when I pee?

My crotch is so damn sore
Drippin' like never before
Why am I such a whore?

I went to Mexico
Got drunk at a donkey show
Woke up in the morning next to that burro

Now my sombrero's missin'
And I need penicillin
Because my dong is drippin'