Lyrics

Clam Wagon

Climb aboard the Clam Wagon!

Creeps are talking shit on the radio
About Johnny come latelys trying to steal the show
Climb up on the wagon as we get hot
We're just getting started
Ain't ever gonna stop

Climb aboard the Clam Wagon
Until the tail gate's draggin'

Peeps are talking shit
In the magazines
Say we're talentless
Immature and obscene
A mid life crisis
A band on the run
More like a mid life oasis
We're just having fun

CHORUS

I said hey players
Nay sayers
Gang bangers
Masturbaters
Hey gringos
Hey putos
All you jotos locos
Bookworms
Cheerleaders
All you leave it to beavers
All colors, religions
Climb aboard!