Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Amateur Porn Star

Well, Lily got big dreams
And the shoes her mama gave her seem
So damn big to fill
She's living off of Monster and leftover pizza
She wants to, she needs to find a way to pay her bills

Oh Lily's s strong
She'll make it on her own
Ripping off her clothes
Unleashing a storm
The boys will never know what hit them
She'll do anything to get them
Lily knows she ain't gonna be young forever

She's an amateur porn star
Cruising with the top down Hollywood Boulevard
She's an internet juggernaut, soft core superstar
She'll make your dreams come true, just give her your credit card

The whole world can judge her
She don't need no other
Don't need no lover protecting her heart
Satisfaction guaranteed
No apologies
She's oh so proud to be
An amateur porn star

Well, Lily got big eyes
Keeps them on the prize
And the size of her bank account
Got so many zeroes
She's oh so photogenic
Volunteers at the clinic
Dreams of meeting her Romero
Underneath the mistletoe

Just a normal girl
Trying to make it through the word
Using all that God gave her
Hoping it's enough to save her
She's healthy and she's clever
The boys will never forget her
She knows she aint gonna be beautful forever

Chorus

Just like Misa Campo and Aria Giovanni
She dreams of posing naked atop a Maserati
Mom was so embarrassed
She prayed Jesus would save her
Until she moved into the beautiful mansion Lily gave her