Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Ante Up

Lay your cards on the table
I'm calling your bluff
If you've got what I think you've got
It's more than enough
Ante Up, come on babe, ante up

I don't give a damn
If you hold them or fold them
But my money's in the pot
And babe I paid you to show them
Ante up, come on babe, ante up

Babe, I'm all in with the dead man's hand
And I'm sure to make you flush

Back to back, big blind
Burn a card, three of a kind
The back door with a bottom pair
I see your tell, cut the deck
Buying in, calling check
The lady she ain't playing fair
You've got a full house
Jacks or better
Inside straight on the kicker
Joker riding on the cusp
You bankroll your every bet
Split the pot, stack the deck
Baby, just ante up, ante up

I'll be your suicide king
Your one eyed Jack
Your deuce in the pocket
You wild card bet
Ante up, come on babe, ante up

I'll be your card shark, babe
With an ace up your sleeve
And I'll shuffle your deck
Like you wouldn't believe
Ante up, come on babe, ante up

Babe, I'm all in with your hand in my pocket
Will you try and raise me on the flop?