Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Bloody Love You

I know just what you're thinking
True love just don't exist
There's lust at first sight
And most nights, baby it's just a tryst

You know exactly what I'm feeling
And it makes me want to sing
I knew it from that first Summer's Evening
That baby, this thing's got wings

The one thing I swore I'd never ever ever ever do, I do for you

I'll buy your tampons
I'll always love you so bad
I'll stand in line a hella long time
Just to buy your overnight
Heavy flow, maxi pads
There's no question baby
It's true (period)
I bloody love you

I know you think I'm dreaming
Of petals raining down on me
But I'll stand in line a hella long time
Just to buy your vaginal cream

The one thing I swore I'd never ever ever ever douche, I douche for you