Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Boner

I've got a fancy shmancy date
Can't wait to see you baby tonight
You feel so damn good
You make me feel so dirty inside

Ringing your doorbell (ding dong)
Wonder what's taking you so long
You open the door
My jaw hits the floor
Ring a ling a ling a ling a ding dong

You give me such a big boner
Such a big boner baby
Round the bases
You just hit a homer baby
Please don't make me take this monstrosity home, all alone
You give me such a big boner
Such a big boner it hurts!

I'm so roddamn lucky
Can't believe what's happening to me
Been waiting so long
For you to finally come home with me

Shut the roddamned door (ding dong)
Your dress hits the floor (ding dong)
Tie to me to the bed and leave me begging for more
Playing with my ring a ling a ding dong

Chorus

It starts with an itch and grows to a twitch
I'm gonna need stitches if this bitch don't explode