Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Bounce

When I was in grade school
I was such a little fool
My babysitter was the prettiest on the block
When my homework was done
We would have a little fun
Jumping on the trampoline
Baby way out back

I was only ten
But I had such a big grin
Watching Evelyn bouncing around

Bouncity bounce
Just keep on bouncing, baby

When I hit high school
I was still such a fool
The first damn scrub to sign up for dance club
What can I say?
Hey, they thought I was gay
But I got closer to the bouncing than any other scrub

When I was 14, my dreams had come true
But my balls had never been so damn blue

Chorus

Laugh all you want at the male cheerleader
But I was grabbing ass while you were playing wide receiver
As you fought for first down
I was standing out of bounds
Watching Suzie's double doozy pom pom's bounce around

Now I'm out of school, but I'm still such a fool
But I ain't no mellow fellow
Oh, hell no!
I like to hit the strip clubs
Knocking back some suds
And watch them dance or wrestle
In mud or jello

I love real titties that look hella fake
And I love fake titties that look real when they shake