Clam Idiots

Lyrics

Gun Show

Well, I ain't ever been accused of being a muscle head
Instead of sitting at the bar I should've been in the gym instead

This drunk little skunk full of spunk and red wine
Said she'd show me hers if I showed her mine

She wanted two tickets
Two tickets to the gun show
Everybody burn rubber, duck and cover, cuz she's gonna unload
If she don't get her way, she say
Hey, hey, I'm gonna explode
So babe, here's two tickets to the gun show

I've never been accused of being a Greek god
Instead of beer belly building I should've worked on my bod
But this cutie was a floozy and a doozy in her prime
And said she'd show me hers if I showed her mine

I ain't ever been accused of being real deep
But it works real well the company I keep
And Shannon had the biggest damn cannons I'd seen
And I'm shallow as hell, so I bought her a drink